Monday, March 17, 2008

Crashed.
(I was leaning against Alyph's shoulders in this one. I could feel the sensation? Hell yeah.)

Mimi♥, I hope you don't mind me taking this photo from your bloggy.

Alright, I'm gonna share with you readers something interesting.

WHAT SINGAPORE WAS LIKE IN 10, 000BC:
★ Every young man must undergo MS (Mammoth Service).
★ Tribal leader gives incentives for all cavepeople to have three people before they're thirteen.
★ Favourite dish of tribe: Hainanese terror-bird rice.
★ Many tribesmen worry they don't have enough savings in their Caveman Prehistoric Fund (CPF) to retire, and will have to hunt mammoths in their old age.
★ Got pain that time, rub the affected area with the saber-toothed tiger balm.
★ Trog invents wheel. Tribal leader now wants to collect payment every time wheel passes by cave.
★ Caveman gets 'stem warning' for putting up wooden cut outs of white mammoths during tribal leader's walkabout.
★ Tribe wins bid to host Neanderthal Olympics in 9, 998 BC.
★ Starting next moon, tax on Giant Saber-toothed Tigers (GST) raised by 2%.

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